If you were to give a Yoda style speech for beginners in Crypto- what would you say?

For some context- in the original Star Wars trilogy, Yoda was known as a master Jedi and one of his roles was to teach Luke how to utilize the power of the force and not get sucked into the dark side.

This post doesn't claim that crypto is some altruistic thing or the best thing in the world- but like with anything it certainly can be used in ways to gain benefit from it and conversely there are some people who may also lose tons of money if they are being perhaps a little wreck less with it.

So with all that said- how would your speech or talk look like to new users of crypto?

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