I helped everyone today

What’s up, I just wanted to say I bought in about 6 hours ago && caused the market to crash 25% for others to have a fire sale! I plan on selling here in a few hours so the market goes back up 25%. I feel like I single handedly was able to make everyone rich. I have a reputation with buying high and selling low so it’s my duty to eye ball the market && make sure I tell you guys exactly when I plan to sell so you can make the most profit. Follow me for more financial advice! I can make you guys rich if you just do the opposite of me