I had nothing better to do so I made a list of different types of characters I've noticed in crypto

If you’re not careful, you’ll end up as nothing but a number on my list of characters in the wild west crypto universe:

1. The Bitcoin Maximalist: Is convinced that Bitcoin is the only true cryptocurrency. Everything else is a distraction. Spends their days posting on Twitter and Reddit about how all other coins are scams.
2. The DeFi Addict: Is obsessed with DeFi projects and spends all their time trading tokens on DEXs. Constantly chasing yield, always looking for the next big DeFi project.
3. The NFT Kid Enthusiast: Is all about NFTs and is constantly buying and selling digital art, collectibles and other NFTs. Always on the lookout for the next big NFT project. Loves to show off their collections.
4. The Shill: Probably the most hated character of all. Always hyping up various crypto projects, whether they believe in them or not. They're often paid by the project's creators to promote it on social media and will do whatever it takes to get people to invest in it.
5. The Airdrop Farmer: Scours the web for airdrops. Has dozens of wallets with tiny amounts of crypto. Interacts with every new network and dapp in the hope of becoming eligible for the next big airdrop. Loves getting scammed and posting about it on Twitter.
6. The HODLer: Is in it for the long haul and has no intention of selling their crypto anytime soon. Believes that their investments will pay off and is willing to wait as long as it takes.
7. The Crypto Noob: This person is new to the crypto world and is still trying to figure everything out. Constantly asking questions on Reddit and Twitter and often the target of scammers and trolls.

If you have already fallen into one of these character descriptions, don’t worry. No matter what kind of crypto personality you are, you’re already fucked just remember to keep things in perspective :)

And last but not least!! There's the 'Crypto Crusader': The vegan ex-smoker of crypto, they’re always evangelizing the benefits of crypto to anyone who will listen and probably even to those who won't. On a mission to spread the word about the power of blockchain, and won't rest until everyone on the planet is HODLing.